Learn about the girls (and guys) of the Homuha universe! (Page under construction)
Homuha Kouzuki
A violent and haughty girl who has killed dozens (so far). She’s very sensitive and cries easily.
- Height: 153cm (5’0″)
- Weight: 42.6kg (94 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: black_hair blue_eyes very_long_hair large_breasts wide_hips light_skin short_stack tsurime tsundere feet torture
“I hate every single cell in your body, so if you choose not to come, I have no problem tearing you to bits!”
“Anya” Anatolyevna Popova
The sweet daughter of an Eastern European country’s president. She can get VERY obsessive over people.
- Height: 162cm (5’4″)
- Weight 48.6kg (107 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: blonde_hair green_eyes long_hair large_breasts wide_hips light_skin tareme sweet yandere Russian gun dragunov_svd makarov_pm
“*Takes out pistol* This is what happens when you get between me and my darling! Ohohohoho!”
Erika Mutsu
An intelligent girl who refuses to go to school or do anything really. Likes games, anime, and cats.
- Height: 150cm (4’11”)
- Weight: 40.4kg (89 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: glasses white_hair purple_eyes short_hair small_breasts wide_hips light_skin jitome otaku neet hikikomori autism nvidia_rtx_4090
“I’m sorry, but I just don’t do sports… I’m a gamer… And a girl… A gamer girl…”
Katsura
A gentle and graceful maid who can do almost anything. She’s a bit airheaded.
- Height: 166cm (5’5″)
- Weight: ???
- Previous Relationships: Unknown
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: silver_hair red_eyes long_hair braided_bun huge_breasts wide_hips light_skin tareme maid plump araara
“My ideal man…? Oh dear…! I thought you were asking about my ideal frying pan!”
Nyao
A rough and foul-mouthed former(?) delinquent who just got her teaching degree. Probably.
- Height: 170cm (5’7″)
- Weight: 54.9kg (121 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: Unknown
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: $50
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“Eh, forget about that. Anyway, can you spot me 50 bucks? … Aw, c’mon, it’s just 50!
… Hey, is this a hickey? If you pay me, I’ll give you some more~”
Mizuki Niida
Everyone’s angel. But no one knows about the horrible things she did in the past…
- Height: 158cm (5’2″)
- Weight: 45.4kg (100 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: brown_hair aqua_eyes medium_hair two_side_up small_breasts wide_hips light_skin
“You guys want to know how I met Kou…? Well… Alright then… *Blushes*
It was about 2 years ago…”
Ichijou
A really lazy gal. Low IQ.
- Height: 160cm (5’3″)
- Weight: 48.0kg (106 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: orange_hair long_hair two_side_up large_breasts wide_hips tanned gyaru
“OMG… Like, wow… Oh my god…!”
Horii
A devoutly religious girl. Low IQ.
- Height: 159cm (5’2″)
- Weight: 47.4kg (105 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: pink_hair pink_eyes long_hair large_breasts wide_hips light_skin nun
“I heard he’s going to be the only Japanese representative in the new BTS! God must love him~”
Kanemoto
A treacherous girl who loves money. High IQ.
- Height: 156cm (5’1″)
- Weight: 44.9kg (99 lbs)
- Previous Relationships: None
- Tattoos: None
- Debt: None
Tags: glasses brown_hair curly_hair brown_eyes medium_hair small_breasts light_skin
“Oh, y’payment… O’ course…
*Throws some bills* Buy y’self somethin’ nice. Gehehe!”
FUGITIVE “M”
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Chie Kouzuki
An energetic girl who is curious about everything, but gets lonely easily. Homuha’s younger cousin.
- Height: 145cm (4’9″)
- Weight: 39.1kg (86 lbs)
Tags: black_hair blue_eyes long_hair hime_cut flat_chest light_skin
“Wait, you can understand Japanese? That’s so cool!
Wowww! That’s sooo cool!”
Sofia Anatolyevna Popova
A girl who is afraid of adults and gets lost easily. Anya’s younger sister.
- Height: 147cm (4’10”)
- Weight: 40.1kg (88 lbs)
Tags: blonde_hair green_eyes braided_ponytail Russian tiara flat_chest light_skin
“Yes, I’ve lost my mommy… And I don’t know what to do… *Cries*
I’m sorry…! I’m sorry…!”
Kou Kouzuki
A handsome young man who acts nice in public but is a sexual deviant and basically a piece of shit in private.
- Height: 180cm (5’11”)
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“And even if I did remember, even if I found out every last detail of what horrible thing happened between you and me…!
I’d still love you (my sister) all the same (romantically)!”
Nao Fukumi
A handsome and mischievous young man. Closet gay.
- Height: 179cm (5’10”)
Tags: pink_hair short_hair
“*Sees Kou with a love letter from a girl* What is that…? A love letter!?
Gimme that! *Snatches it away*”
Tenga Sonoda
A handsome young man who is a chuuni and otaku. He is in love with Anya and vows to kill Kou. However…
- Height: 180cm (5’11”)
Tags: glasses white_hair yellow_eyes fingerless_gloves
“Hmph. Looks like it can’t be helped… I’ll have to use… ‘that’.
Dragon of the Darkness Flame!”
???
Mr. Principal
Erika’s loving father.
- Height: 160cm (5’3″)
“Hello there, my little princess! Here’s your 50 piece tendie box, 2 liter of Mountain Dew, family size Doritos, new Nintendo Switch game, and 365 sanitary pads.”
Dunkbot 9001
Erika’s robot that runs on Raspberry P* and was intended to play basketball. She lost interest in the project after a day so now it’s just a useless piece of shit.
“DESTROY… DESTROY…”
Pochi
A heckin floofy pupperino that fucking loves science. TAKE THE BOOSTER SHOT, KEEP THE MASK ON, AND SLAVA UKRAINI!
*Bork!*
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